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Nolanaan Constitution

Page history last edited by josephkrol@... 14 years ago

This is a set of rules to be followed in Nolanaan.

 

 

1. Any harmfulness to mice can be tracked down, and will result in mass punishments as mice are our animal. The same goes for unauthorised consumption of rice, being our food. Unauthorised mice eating rice is OK.

2. In Nolanaan, all religions and ethics are allowed. Racial discrimination is not tolerated. Also, people may not bully others.

3. You may not eat more than 24 grapes per day whilst in Nolanaan.

4. No unauthorised people are allowed into the Nolanaan Space Centre, in the field at Knaytonola, any restricted parts of the Nolanaanian Airports or Nolanaan Overground Depot or offices.

5. You must like the moon.

6. Unlike countries and most micronations, you can vote at 6.

7. Catfish are welcomed, unlike Molossia (see Partnering Nations).

For amount of catfish, see Catfish Tracker.

8. Nopping of the following species is strictly prohibited:

Acinonyx jubatus

Giraffa camelopardalis

Hippopotamus amphibius

Squirrels. (The preceding is not a scientific name.)

9. Stealing, robbery, and similar crimes like physical harm are prohibited by law.

10. We reserve the right to create new laws at short notice for obvious crimes.

11. We are an official micronation, which makes us be known to lots, so punishments are given for breaking any of the above rules.

 

Easter Egg Act 2010

 

1) Easter egg packaging must constitute 20% or less of the overall weight of the egg.

2) Custom-made eggs must not have any profanities written upon them.

2a) If a message on an egg contains a profanity but for good reasons (e.g. someone has a profanity in their name) it is legal.

3) Any eggs which contain milk, eggs, nuts, or soya beans must have a label describing the allergens displayed in a prominent place.

3a) The full list of ingredients must be displayed on the box somewhere.

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